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SALTY'S GUIDE TO: The Art of Picking Up Surfer Girls

April 06, 2010 7 Comments

Springtime is here and love is in the air. This episode, we’ve got a comic for all you lovely lonely hearts out there so you can snag the girl of your dreams. Six battle tested techniques guaranteed to get her to fall irretrievably in love with you---featuring old favorites like “Holla at her from the back of your sketchy full sized beach van” and a few new tricks for a change of pace once you get tired of dominating with the tried and true. Everything you need to become the smoldering Surfboard Casanova like your momma promised. And without further ado, Degree 33 proudly presents…

Salty’s Guide to: The Art of Picking Up Surfer Girls

She’s out of your league? Not on Ol’ Salty's watch.

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7 Responses

jody blackwell aka pirate

May 07, 2014

good ones keep em comming

Todd Hammond

May 07, 2014

Thoes are all good ones,but u forgot one. Drop in on her every chance u get,they love that!!!

mark

May 07, 2014

wow,people still do that,it just goes to show,that this method moves from generation to generation

Tika

May 07, 2014

Haahaa. This is so true.

Thorn

May 07, 2014

I thought I was the only one using these techniques. Number 6 always gets them.

Luc Stokes

May 07, 2014

Glad you guys enjoyed it. I thought it was so funny. :) Can you imagine someone thinking these tactics would work?!

Wilma

May 07, 2014

So funny, yet so true…

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