SALTY’S GUIDE TO: The Art of Picking Up Surfer Girls

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Springtime is here and love is in the air. This episode, we’ve got a comic for all you lovely lonely hearts out there so you can snag the girl of your dreams.

Six battle tested techniques guaranteed to get her to fall irretrievably in love with you—featuring old favorites like “Holla at her from the back of your sketchy full sized beach van” and a few new tricks for a change of pace once you get tired of dominating with the tried and true. Everything you need to become the smoldering Surfboard Casanova like your momma promised.

And without further ado, Degree 33 proudly presents…

Salty’s Guide to: The Art of Picking Up Surfer Girls

She’s out of your league? Not on Ol’ Salty’s watch.

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7 responses to “SALTY’S GUIDE TO: The Art of Picking Up Surfer Girls”

1. Tika writes:
   

   Haahaa. This is so true.

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   @ April 6th, 2010 at 14:32
2. Todd Hammond writes:
   

   Thoes are all good ones,but u forgot one. Drop in on her every chance u get,they love that!!!

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   @ April 6th, 2010 at 15:01
3. mark writes:
   

   wow,people still do that,it just goes to show,that this method moves from generation to generation

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   @ April 6th, 2010 at 15:32
4. jody blackwell aka pirate writes:
   

   good ones keep em comming

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   @ April 6th, 2010 at 15:35
5. Wilma writes:
   

   So funny, yet so true…

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   Luc Stokes Reply:
   April 7th, 2010 at 8:33 am

   Glad you guys enjoyed it. I thought it was so funny. Can you imagine someone thinking these tactics would work?!

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   @ April 7th, 2010 at 08:06
6. Thorn writes:
   

   I thought I was the only one using these techniques. Number 6 always gets them.

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   @ April 23rd, 2010 at 11:56